Take Two by Perdita Cargill

Author:Perdita Cargill [Perdita and Cargill, Honor]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster UK

17th August

Drop everything! We have a new obsession. Introducing Archie Mortimer: Very fit, apparently very talented and soon to be hitting our screens as a Transylvanian vampire hunter in teatime Gothic thriller, The Curse of Peter Plogojowitz. Check out Archie’s headshots here if you think you can handle it.

See what we mean?

Voice of Reason: But he’s only 16!

Our Base Instincts: We don’t care, he looks older and he’s insanely hot!

We don’t know if he’s single, but if he is we don’t think he’ll stay that way (sadly). The rest of the cast members are equally beautiful and ALL FEMALE. There are blooming Transylvanian peasant maidens, mysterious vampire hunters and the drop-dead gorgeous wives of Dracula. We don’t know if the BBC is singlehandedly trying to close the gulf in employment opportunities between the genders, but we haven’t seen a cast list with this kind of ratio since Sister Act.

We have a feeling this will be the summer of their lives . . .

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